WH Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre sent the Internet into a meltdown yesterday when she claimed during her daily Press Briefing that the Biden Administration has “Brought down illegal immigration by 90%”.

- Hey Karine… Pinocchio wants his nose back!

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In a recent interview, “The View” cohost Sunny Hostin revealed that Whoopi Goldberg "Breaks Wind” more than any of the other co-hosts.

- Hey Sunny… Thanks for the info… That’s why they call it "Breaking" news!!

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Video of a Target store in San Francisco went viral after it showed nearly EVERY ITEM in the Health & Beauty Aisle encased in glass to prevent shoplifting.

- I’m not so concerned with the Health & Beauty Aisle as I am with the “Cleaning Aisle”… You know, the one with Comet, Tilex, etc… It must take me 5 to 10 minutes to find the item I’m looking for so I usually end up asking a woman shopper nearby if she’ll help me and 9 times out of ten she knows EXACTLY where to find the item on my shopping list. Either women are geniuses or I’m an idiot. Possibly both.

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Hunter Biden was chastised by an Arkansas Judge yesterday for blacking out all of his financial information on the records he submitted - despite appearing in her courtroom to prove he's too BROKE to afford his Child Support Payments for the love child he had with a Stripper four years ago.

- If the Judge really wants to make him pay, she should order Hunter to wear a Red “Make Child Support Great Again” Baseball Cap.

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Senator Elizabeth Warren slammed the Biden Administration after another big bank failed this week… claiming tax payers will be the ones left paying the bill. Three banks have failed so far this year.

- No wonder Liz is on the Warpath again.

- She says this wouldn’t have happened if Joe had made her Secretary of the Treasury… you know, someone higher up on the Totem Pole.

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RIP… Canadian singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot… who died in Toronto yesterday at the age of 84. He was known for songs like "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", "Sundown", "Carefree Highway", and "If You Could Read My Mind". Gordon was a “regular” on my morning radio show thanks to Big Al’s incredibly accurate impression of him and his songs. It was always one of my favorite character bits!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick