A new report says implementing “Summer Schedules” at work can improve team morale and productivity.
- Here’s an idea… How about we convince Mother Nature to start implementing a little “Summer Weather”around here FIRST.
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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has announced their 2023 class of inductees... and they include George Michael, Willie Nelson and The Spinners. Not making the cut... first time nominee, Cyndi Lauper.
- So I guess this time… This Girl is just Not Gonna Have Fun.
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The maker of Bud-Light said it will give a free case of beer to every wholesale employee to help make amends for the Dylan Mulvaney "Trans Influencer" Fiasco". Sales of Bud Light have been in free fall since partnering with the Trans Woman and has lost more than $6 BILLION.
- So their plan to make up for $6 BILLION in lost sales is to GIVE AWAY the beer for FREE??? Sounds like they've been drinking too much of their own product.
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A Royal Biographer says the REAL reason Meghan Markle won't attend King Charles Coronation this weekend is... She wants to "Protect her Peace".
- For those not into history… in 1066, William the Conqueror crossed the English Channel to defeat King Harold in the Battle of Hastings, eventually becoming the new King of England. Absent at his coronation: Duchess Markle… The Not-So-Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandmother of Meghan Markle who stayed home with the kids following a controversial interview with Lady O. Winfrey.
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A new survey finds that Americans are choosing cheaper summer vacation options this year due to the rising cost of Plane tickets.
- Two Words: CEDAR POINT!
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A court in the Netherlands has banned a man from fathering any more children… He’s got 550.
- I’m not one to hop on the “Sexism” bandwagon… but what about the WOMAN?? She’s given birth 550 TIMES?? Aren’t they going to ban HER??? Oh wait… I get it… There’s probably more than one woman involved…
- That reminds me of the time we were broadcasting the show live from Disneyworld in Orlando. We were about to interview Morey Amsterdam from the old Dick Van Dyke show who was down there promoting something when he looked at Jackie and said, “How are you?”. Being about 5 in the morning, Jackie responded, “I’m tired”. Morey looked at her and said, “You’re tired??… Imagine how Snow White feels!”
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick