On Saturday, hundreds of millions of people around the world watched Charles was officially crowned King of England and the United Kingdom.

- Charles in 74. I know I’m not alone when I say… It’s about time he got a job!

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The Archbishop of Canterbury had to place the Crown on King Charles head three times to keep from falling off…

- King Charles was so irritated that he issued his first proclamation of the new Monarchy… He turned to the Executioner, pointed to the Archbishop and ordered, “Off with his head!”

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Prince Harry was relegated to the third row with “lesser Royals” during the ceremony and was NOT invited to appear with the Royal Family on the balcony of Buckingham Palace.

- Although you’ve got to admit, Harry worked REALLY hard to be treated like the “Red Headed Stepchild”.

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Prince Andrew wasn’t allowed on the balcony either.

- Which actually freed him up to spend time with his date who was a member of the “Coronation Baton Twirling Team” from the local middle school.

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As prosecutors near a decision whether to bring criminal tax and gun charges against his son Hunter, the President declared during an interview Friday night that his son Hunter “has done nothing wrong”.

- Well okay then! I’m glad we got that cleared up!

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Actor Scott Baio who played Cha-Chi on “Happy Days” says crime is so bad in California, he’s ditching his $3 million dollar mansion and leaving the state for greener pastures.

- He’s even making a new sit-com about the move called, “Joanie may Love Cha-Chi… But Cha-Chi no Longer Loves L.A.”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick