Happy Birthday to Billy Joel who is 74! So let’s sing him a song… He’s the Piano Man! Let’s sing him a song tonight. Well we're all in the mood for a melody… And he’s got us feelin' alright!

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The 147th Westminster Dog Show will crown it’s “Best in Show” tonight… The culmination of a competition that saw 3,000 dogs from 210 different breeds hailing from 49 states and 13 different countries.

- The glitz and glamour gets underway tonight at 8… Followed immediately after by the Carpet Cleaning starting at 11pm.

- TIP: If you haven’t seen the movie “Best in Show”… I recommend you do! It’s an incredibly funny movie about a faux Dog Show.

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Sunny Hostin has admitted that her “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg was none too thrilled when Hostin claimed that Whoopi was the lady who “Passed the most gas” on the set of the talk show… but added that since their friends, Whoopi was, “Okay with it”.

- Well… that’s one way to “Clear the air”.

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A new survey finds more than 4 in 5 people admit to snooping through other people’s phones and computers… With the majority admitting they spy on their romantic partner’s devices.

- I would never do that! Mostly because I can barely unlock my OWN phone… let alone anybody elses.

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At a post-Coronation lunch Saturday, King Charles raised a toast to grandson Prince Archie wishing him a happy fourth birthday. Archie stayed back in California with his sister Lilibet and his mom, Meghan Markle.

- It’s a shame Archie could’t be there for his Grandpa’s big day… but hey, at least Archie’s Grandpa admits he’s a member of the family.

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A new study of Uranus’ large moons shows that four of them may hold water.

- In related news, a new study found that Kim Kardashian has four previously unidentified large moons that we didn’t know about before.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick