According to a Palace insider, before dinner every night King Charles treats himself to a martini comprised of half gin and half dry vermouth, garnished with an olive or lemon twist.

- Prince Andrew, on the other hand splits a Shirley Temple with his girlfriend.

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The Food and Drug Administration says it's safe to bring dogs to restaurants with outdoor seating - as long as the restaurant follows local rules. But there's one caveat: If a restaurant is open for one kind of dog... it has to be open to all.

- Thus the old expression, "What's Good for the Goose... Is Good for the Goldendoodle".

- Bottom line: If you want to enjoy your Noodles with Poodles, you’ll also have to share your Ground Round with a Basset Hound.

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While delivering the Commencement Address to Grads at Howard University over the weekend, President Biden declared that “the most dangerous terrorist threat” to the American homeland is… White Supremacy.

- I'm sure the Russians, Chinese, and Iranians were relieved to hear that!

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Social media users have been left in hysterics over a viral video that showed a wild fox relieving himself in someone’s pint of lager at a pub in England.

- A beer hasn’t become undrinkable that fast since Bud Light teamed up with Trans Influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

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United Airlines pilots picketed at major airports across the nation this past weekend… demanding higher pay.

- I saw them on the news and they didn’t get too into the protest… Seemed like they were on Auto-Pilot.

- But it was nice to see the flight attendants show up at the picket line with coffee and pretzels for the Pilots.

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Police in New Jersey are on the lookout for a Peeping GOAT… who is wandering the streets peering into peoples homes.

- Well it's nice to see Tom Brady is keeping himself busy.

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Hope you had a great Mother’s Day!! And… I hope you didn’t forget dear old Dad because, remember, If it wasn’t for your father, your mother wouldn’t be your mother! So don’t forget to remember Dad on Father’s Day coming up on June 18th!

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick