1 year old Martha Stewart will make history on Thursday, when she becomes the the oldest woman in history to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit issue.

- I don’t know if she’s got a recipe for homemade Botox or what… but she sure looks Good!!!!

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The report also claims that the FBI "Used a different standard when weighing concerns about alleged election interference regarding Hillary Clinton’s campaign".

- Well… you get what you pay for!

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President Biden told reporters that the Southern border looks “much better than you all expected” after Title 42 expired last week and says he has no immediate plans to visit the area.

- Apparently he uses the same travel agent as Kamala Harris.

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An advocacy group in Alberta, Canada wants the Province to secede from the country and become the 51st American State. The group says their fed up with "Increasingly authoritarian tactics” under Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

- Imagine the license plates... "Alberta: The Hockey & Donut State!"

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Tom Brady is denying rumors that he is involved in a romantic relationship with Kim Kardashian.

- Kim has also denied the gossip… saying she’s afraid he might let the air out of her butt like he allegedly did with those footballs.

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A new study finds that other than a hot cup of coffee, people’s favorite drinks to start the workday are iced coffee, water, and flavored water.

- And the way the world is going these days... they like their morning beverage mixed with a touch of Booze.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick