Happy Birthday to Bob Dylan who’s 82 today! Hey Bob… I’ve got a question: How does it feel? How does it feel??
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Target is scrambling to avoid becoming the next “Bud Light” after customers complained about the “tuck friendly” WOMEN’s SUIMSUITS designed for “Trans women who have not had gender-affirming operations to conceal their male genitals”. The backlash has been swift.
- Or should I say… the “Front-lash”.
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Malaysian comedian “Uncle Roger” has been banned from China’s social media after making jokes about President Xi Jinping and Taiwan.
- I did a little research on Ancestry.com and “Uncle Roger” is actually a distant relative of our own “Mr. Rogers”. But I’m guessing, thanks to Xi… “Uncle Roger” is NOT having a Beautiful day in HIS neighborhood.
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The one-of-a-kind White dress worn by Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in 1977’s “Star Wars” Episode IV - A New Hope” is hitting the auction block. Movie memorabilia experts expect it to bring in between $1 MILLION and $2 MILLION.
- They say if it goes for the full price… they’ll throw in two giant cinnamon rolls that can be used as hair buns.
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A recent survey finds that 75% of working Americans experience the “Sunday Scaries” - the feeling of anxiety or dread about returning to work on Monday.
- And 50% of Americans experience “Weak and Wobbly Wednesday” - the feeling of nausea and dehydration that follows a night of celebrating “Taco Tuesday” at Jose’s House of Jalapeños.
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Japanese ice cream brand Cellato has set a new Guinness World Record for the most expensive ice cream, selling it for approximately $6,696 per serving.
- Whoa! That’s like 50 cents more per serving than Ben and Jerry’s!
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Speaking of Ice Cream…
RIP… DQ’s Cherry Dip Cone. An Employee at a Shelby Township location says the company has decided to drop the flavor.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick