According to a new study, Seattle is the worst city in the United States for people NOT cleaning up after their Dogs.

- And in related news… another study found that Rice-a-Roni is no longer considered the “San Francisco Treat”… Making it home alive is!!

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Donald Trump launched a verbal attack at his former White House staffer and current co-host of “The View” Alyssa Farah Griffin, calling her a “sleazebag” and a “loser.”

- In a rare move… Trump later apologized… Saying he meant to say that about Joy Behar.

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The most dangerous volcano in Mexico… Popcatepetl, which has been dormant since 1994, is spewing ashe and now 6 million people have been warned they may have to flee the area.

- Maybe they cross the border and wait it out in Texas. I haven’t heard about much happening down there…

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Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are Engaged!! Yes… The man who founded Amazon popped the question to his girlfriend of 5 years and presented her with a 20 CARAT RING worth an estimated $2.5 MILLION.

- Luckily, with Prime… the Shipping was FREE!!!

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The lovebirds are currently cruising Europe in Bezo’s new $500 MILLION Super Yacht which features a sculpture of his now fiancee on board. FYI… experts say it will take an additional $25 MILLION a year just for upkeep.

- Are they talking about the yacht or the fiance??

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Some parents in Missouri are outraged about a section in their kids High School Yearbook highlighting drinking, drugs and casual sex, pics of condoms and pregnancy tests, and a list of “The weirdest places to do it”.

- In my high school, everybody already knew the weirdest places to do it because a couple of the teachers were allegedly “Getting it on” between classes!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick