According to a new survey… 62% of German men sit down “every” or “most of the time” when they“Relieve themselves” as opposed to standing. There’s even a name for them: “Sitzpinklers”.

- “Sitzpinklers”?? No wonder they lost the war.

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Prince Harry’s “people” are denying rumors that the former Prince keeps a Hotel Room at a Private Club in California where he can “Escape” when he want’s to get away from Meghan for a while.

- Right. Like Harry stands a chance of making it past the electric fence!

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According to a new study… The simple act of Gardening can lower your risk of cardiovascular disease.

- NOT SO FAST… Remember Tiny Tim?? The Ukulele playing guy?? Well he died of a HEART ATTACK ON STAGE in 1996 just as he was about to play “TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS”. So it looks like Gardening didn’t work out too well for him.

- Then again… he WAS married to a 17 year old girl… “Miss Vicki”. Maybe the stress of the Wedding Night outweighed the benefits of puttering around the garden??

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More than 200 people were arrested and 40 were taken to the hospital with minor injuries after a “Go Topless” Jeep Celebration at a beach in Texas spiraled out of control.

- Of the 200 arrested, 199 were topless women…… along with 1 Sitzpinkler.

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A Moscow man nicknamed the “Russian Popeye” who had OIL injected into his arms to get big biceps has admitted that he now regrets having the procedure done.

- But added, “I Yam what I Yam”.

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Experts say that American credit card debt could hit $1 Trillion this year.

- Hey… If it’s good enough for the U.S. Government… It’s good enough for Us!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick