First it was Beer… now it’s Bathing Suits! Adidas is being accused of “Erasing Woman” by using a 6’ 2” biological male with a hairy chest and a bulging crotch in a one piece swimsuit in an ad for its new LADIES Swimwear.

- What’s next? Women in Men’s bathing suits?? Wait a sec… Maybe I’m on to something…

- Come to think of it… If you look at old pics from the 1920’s and 30’s, Men DID wear what looked like “Women’s” bathing suits! We’re not going FORWARD… We’re going BACKWARD…

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NYC Mayor Eric Adams, New York Police and even the Paparazzi are throwing cold water on Harry and Meghan’s claims that. they were involved in a “Near catastrophic” car chase thru the city for TWO HOURS Tuesday night. There were NO Police reports and no videos or pics of the alleged incident have shown up on the internet.

- Even O.J. Simpson said “I don’t believe you”.

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Even the Cabbie who drove the couple during part of the alleged “Incident” said they were only in the car for about 10 minutes said, “It wasn’t like a car chase in a movie or anything” but admitted “Harry did seem nervous”.

- Wel, yeah. He’s gone from the Prince of England to the Jussie Smolett of America in just two years.

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Mick Jagger’s 51 year old daughter Jade was arrested after going on a drunken tirade and allegedly assaulting several police officers at a restaurant in Spain.

- She asked to be released on her own recognizance… but the Judge refused, saying “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”.

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According to a new survey, Teenagers would give up the right to Vote to keep Social Media.

- And seeing what most teenagers post on the internet… I say we let them HAVE Social Media as long as they PROMISE to GIVE UP their right to vote!!!

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Disney announced that Hulu's hit reality show “The Kardashians” has been renewed for another 20 episodes.

- I can’t believe they didn’t re-new it sooner. Well, you know what they say… “HIND-sight is 20/20”.

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Johnny Depp received a seven-minute standing ovation at this year’s Cannes Film Festival for his role as Louis the 15th.

- Well it was either his role as Louis the 15th… or surviving his marriage to Amber Heard.

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The average price for renting a one-bedroom apartment in New York City has skyrocketed to a record high of over $4200 a month… which only gets you about 700 sq. ft.

- But what you lack in space… you make up for in free Crime!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick