Jane Fonda... who has made 4 movies with Robert Redford over the years... says the Hollywood Heartthrob "did not like to kiss" and "has a problem with women".

-I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that maybe Robert just did't like kissing YOU Jane.

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Two climate activists who smeared paint on a case surrounding 19th-century French artist Edgar Degas’ “Little Dancer Aged Fourteen” sculpture at the National Gallery of Art were taken into custody and face federal charges.

- Meanwhile... Prince Andrew spent the weekend scouring the internet trying to get "Little Dancer Aged Fourteen"'s phone number.

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Speaking of the Royals…

King Charles III honored the late "Queen of Rock 'n' Roll" Tina Turner last week when he had the Band of the Welsh Guards perform "Simply the Best” in front of Buckingham Palace.

- Then he had them do a nice cover of Elton John's "The Bitch is Back" and dedicated it to Meghan Markle.

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Guinness World Records announced that a garment measuring 357 feet long and 241 feet wide has officially been certified as the world's largest T-shirt.

- After receiving the award, the "I'm With Stupid T-Shirt" was returned to it's owner, a man waiting in line to ride the "Wild Mouse" at Cedar Point.

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New research suggests that wine drinking in the Americas dates back to the age of Columbus.

- Historians say Columbus actually brought bottles of fermented grapes with him when he landed with his ships the Nina, the Pino Grigio and the Santa Maria.

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According to a new survey, 82% of millennials worry that A.I. will "learn to do what we do" and take our paychecks.

- Did they say "Paychecks"?? Since most of them live in their parents basements, I'm pretty sure they meant "Allowance".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick