Scientists have used skull measurements and skeletal images of Egypt’s famed “King Tutankhamun” to recreate what they believe his face looked like 3,300 years after his death. They say “King Tut” likely looked much more like a “young student” than the powerful Egyptian Pharaoh people might expect.

- Researchers said they were unable to confirm whether or not he was “Buried with a Donkey”, but one did admit that, “He’s my favorite Honky”.

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President Biden laughed and waved off a reporter this week when asked whether he would consider a pardon for ex-President Donald Trump.

- They thought he was laughing at the question, but it turns out he was just doing his impression of Kamala Harris.

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Just weeks after Robert DeNiro confirmed that he’d become a Dad for the seventh time at age 79 comes news that Al Pacino - who turned 83 last month - is about to welcome his 4th child. Turns out Pacino’s girlfriend - who is 29 - is eight months pregnant.

- Al said he thought he was done with the whole “Diaper Changing thing”… but added, “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!".

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Bruce Springsteen took a nasty fall during the middle of his concert in Amsterdam over the weekend, but quickly picked himself up and carried on with the show.

- Bruce is 73. He’s getting to that age where it’s not safe for him to Dance or do just about anything else in the Dark for his own safety.

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A 46 year old Florida woman was arrested for going on a bizarre robbery spree that included driving off on someone’s $120,000 John Deere tractor while wearing a pink dress and stealing “several packages of frozen venison and a bottle of wine”.

- Hey… everybody’s got their own idea of the perfect “Date Night”!

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NY Mets player Pete Alonso revealed that he urgently needed to go to the bathroom when he hit a home run after “mistiming” his pregame coffee when the Mets played the Cincinnati Reds earlier in May.

- Well this gives a whole new meaning to "Going… Going… Gone!!!!"

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick