According to multiple reports, Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will reportedly enter the2024 presidential contest next week.

- Trump is the head of the MAGA movement… While Christie is the head of the MEGA movement.

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According to a new survey of people working in the office again, over 8 in 10 employees said having free beverages as a workplace perk would make them “feel valued”.

- Remember the good old days when all you needed to "feel valued" at work was a paycheck??

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According to a new survey, 1 in 5 Floridians don’t prep for hurricane season.

- But on a bright note, they no longer have to spend time prepping their kindergarteners for Drag Queen Reading and Dancing Hour!

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A UK woman was knocked unconscious while running down a hill to chase a 7-pound cheese wheel, but still managed to win her race.

- Wow. She really kicked Asiago.

- The same thing happened to me once in the annual "Purtan Family Velveeta-thon”.

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The Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Vancouver chased down and arrested a man who shoplifted $2100 worth of toothpaste from a grocery store.

- His attorney is asking for a reduced sentence as this is the man’s “First Brush with the law”.

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Fans of Taylor Swift - also known as “Swifties" are said to get so emotional at her concerts that they suffer Amnesia and can’t actually remember attending the show.

- How come this doesn’t happen when Mike Lindell comes on TV to tell me about the most incredible sale on “My Pillow” he’s ever had??

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Police in Japan have arrested an 85-year-old man on suspicion of shoplifting two packs of condoms from a convenience store.

- Hey... The guy's 85 and he stole TWO PACKS of Condoms?? I say give the guy points for being an optomist!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick