It’s D-Day. On this day in 1944, tens of thousands of American, British and Canadian troops stormed the beaches of Normandy, France and began an eleventh month march to Berlin. This seaborne invasion, one of the great battles in History, cost thousands of lives, but ultimately led to the end of World War II in Europe. We salute and honor those from the Greatest Generation who lost their lives that day... as well as those who lived to tell the stories.
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BREAKING NEWS… The PGA & European Golf Tours will Merge with LIV… PGA Tour Commissioner Jay Monahan said, "After two years of disruption and distraction, this is a historic day for the game we all know and love".
- Monahan said he wanted to “Shout it from the rooftops”… but, in keeping with Golf Etiquette, his announcement was made in a whisper and was met with a polite “Golf clap”.
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Just weeks after mouthing “I Love You” on stage to her new boytoy, Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend, Matt Healy - have called it quits. The break up comes just days after Matt was caught on camera kissing a male security guard on the lips.
- Well, Matt’s found a new guy to love… let’s hope Taylor can do the same.
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The New York Times is facing ridicule after it ran an article this weekend that painted President Biden’s age in a positive light, describing the 80-year-old president as “sharp,” “fit,” and having “striking stamina.”
- In their defense, back in the day they described the Titanic as “big”, “buoyant” and “positively unsinkable”.
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A University of Cincinnati student is speaking out after her professor allegedly failed her for using the term "Biological Women” in an essay about transgender athletes competing in women’s sports. The prof claims the term is “exclusionary” because “Biological Women” only focuses on “Females”.
- Question: Can I refer to the Professor as a “Biological Idiot” or is that too “exclusionary”??
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Rowan Atkinson - British’s TV’s “Mr. Bean”… says he bought into the idea of Electric Vehicles early… but now feels he was “duped” and that they’re actually worse for the environment than gas powered vehicles.
- And if anyone would know about the destructive powers of Gas… it’s someone named “Mr. Bean”.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick