Donald Trump said that, because they “Expose” the motivations of his political opponents, “In a sick way” he enjoys the legal charges and investigations brought against him.

- Well if that’s true… He’s been having one helluva good time ever since he came down that escalator and announced he was running for President in 2016!

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Pop superstar Lizzo braved the outdoor stage of the 2023 Governors Ball Friday despite New York City’s “unhealthy” air quality from the Canadian Wild Fires.

- Wow. That’s so unlike Lizzo to risk doing something unhealthy!

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In a now viral video, a YouTube Philanthropist (whatever that is) invited Tom Brady on his luxury yacht, sent his drone out over the water and challenged Brady to hit the drone with a pass. Tom joked that he “should come out of retirement” if he was successful - which, of course, he was. On his first try.

- We’ve already got this Biden-Trump re-do thing happening… We can’t re-live anything else.

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According to a new survey, 40% of adults still sleep with a childhood stuffed animal… even when sharing a bed with their partner.

- So? Is there something wrong with that??

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The White House is now confirming that China has paid Cuba BILLIONS and is currently operating a Spy Base on the Island - which is located just 90 miles from the U.S.

- Well there goes the neighborhood.

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A new report states that Australia will raise the minimum wage by almost 6% this summer as families grapple with soaring living costs.

- It’s gotten so bad, just to make ends meet, some people are forcing their pet Kangaroos to take jobs at IHOP.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

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-Dick