It’s “National Bingo Day”! That reminds me of something… I knew a farmer once. He had a dog. But for the life of me, I can’t remember the dogs name…

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Congratulations to Frankie Valli who said “I Do” to his 60 year old girlfriend Jackie Jacobs in Vegas yesterday! The two have been dating since 2015 and this is Frankie’s 4th trip down the aisle.

- Of course, at 89… this morning after the Wedding Night… he needed a little help to “Walk Like a Man”.

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Pop Singer “Pink” stopped singing in the middle of her London concert when one of her fans threw a bag on stage that contained… wait for it… THE WOMAN’S MOTHERS ASHES. She told a shocked “Pink” that her Mom didn’t get out much before she died and so she liked to “take her places”.

- I would have gone with a “Grateful Dead” concert… but that’s just me.

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This just in… A Department of Justice Watchdog announced that “A combination of negligence and misconduct” allowed Jeffrey Epstein to off himself in a New York City prison cell four years ago. The report blames the lack of a cellmate, broken cameras and “too many linens’ among the issues that allowed for his “Suicide”.

- Oh yeah… And the person who sneaked into his cell and killed him.

- Or is it snuck??

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A top Exec at Spotify says before Harry & Meghan’s $20 MILION deal was axed earlier this month, Prince Harry wanted to do Podcasts with “Donald Trump, Mark Zuckerberg and Vladimir Putin” about their CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS and how that affected them as adults. (TRUE)

- If only Vlad had done that Podcast I’m sure he wouldn’t have invaded Ukraine!!

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A video has gone viral of an incredibly fit, washboard-abbed Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. doing push-ups as he “Prepares to Debate” Joe Biden.

- Joe’s like, “Push ups, Smush ups! I wanna know if the guy can Fall UP the stairs!?!”

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On this day in 1778 the Liberty Bell was returned to Philadelphia after the British left for England following their defeat in the Revolutionary War.

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick