Happy Birthday to Elon Musk who is 52 today… It’s not too late Elon! You’ve still got time to make something of yourself!

Also celebrating a Birthday today… Comedy legend Mel Brooks turns the big 9-7. So many great movies… “Blazing Saddles”, “High Anxiety”, “The Producers”, “History of the World - Part I” my personal favorite, “Young Frankenstein”… and so many more!

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A new Pew Research survey released today found 57% of 1,007 Canadian respondents have a favorable view of the U.S., down from 63% in 2022.

- Meanwhile, another survey conducted yesterday found that 72% of Michiganders have a really Dim view of Canada… largely because they CAN’T SEE IT THROUGH THE ALL THE SMOKE FROM THE CANADIAN WILD FIRES.

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Well hats off - or should we say “Masks off” to Dr. Anthony Fauci who is set to join Georgetown University in July as a “Distinguished Professor… Georgetowns’s highest professional honor”. Fauci said, “I could do more experiments in the lab… but given what I’ve been through, I think what I have to offer is experience and inspiration to the younger generation of students.”

- I think I speak for a lot of Americans when I say… Please Doc… NO MORE “experiments” in your lab!! YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH.

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Talking to reporters on the grounds of the White House this morning, President Biden said that Russian President Putin is “Clearly losing the war in IRAQ”.

- Which is great new for Vlad… because now he can focus all his energy on his attacks in UKRAINE!

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Actress Gal Gadot - who played “Wonder Woman” is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

- Which comes as a great surprise to many in Hollywood who believe that nowadays, the “Wonder Woman” star should rightfully go to “Batman”.

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A Minnesota man is behind bars after he walked into a restaurant last Friday and “Began throwing Skittles candies at patrons and employees in an unprovoked attack”.

- Question: What would one have to do for it to be considered a “Provoked” Skittles attack??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick