It's “National Waffle Iron Day”...

Which, of course, comes on the heels of "National Starch-Your-Pancakes Day".

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BREAKING: The Supreme Court has struck down Affirmative Action policies at Colleges and Universities making it illegal for them to use race as a single determining factor in admissions.

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Yesterday, the WH was forced to admit that President Biden has started wearing a CPAP machine at night to help with “Sleep Issues” after he was seen with visible marks on his face from wearing the mask.

- Well the CPAP may be helping Joe sleep better… but finding that out didn’t do much for my sleep last night.

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In other medical news…

Aspartame - the artificial sweetener used in everything from Diet Coke to "Extra" Chewing Gum is set to be declared "Possibly Carcinogenic to Humans" - despite being on the market since the 1980's.

- Well... if it only took them 40 years to figure that out, I guess we should be cool with them approving Ozempic, Wegovy & Rybelsus Diabetes drugs for Weight Loss in less than five years, right?

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Madonna was rushed to a New York City hospital's intensive care unit and spent several days in the ICU after being found unresponsive in her NYC apartment last Saturday. Doctors say she's on the mend after suffering from a "Life threatening" bacterial infection.

- Docs said it was “Scary” because it was the first time they’d seen Madonna with an infection “a tube of anti-biotic ointment” wouldn’t take care of.

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More than 80 million people from the Midwest to the East Coast are under air quality alerts as the smoke from Canadian wildfires sweeps across the US. The air quality here in Detroit and Chicago is being called the WORST IN THE WORLD!!!

- Hey Canada... next time you want to send us something... Send Tim Horton's Donuts!

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According to new research, an unwashed pillowcase could harbor 3 million bacteria after just one week, which is about 17,000 times more than the average toilet seat.

- Hey… How come Mike Lindell hasn't come up with a "MyToiletSeat"?? Who wouldn’t want “The most comfortable toilet seat you've ever owned”???

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The Philadelphia Department of Public Health is asking city residents for help naming its new public restrooms.

- How about… “Doodie Calls” ? Or not.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick