It’s National Hot Dog Day!!!

- So fire up the grill and get your Buns ready!!! It’s time to relish summer!!!

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Speaking of “Toasted Buns”…

A 22 year old Tik Tok Influencer says the shape wear she was wearing last New Year’s Eve saved her life after she was shot four times. Angela Wiley says the “Skims” bodysuit by Kim Kardashian was “so tight” it held her organs in place and kept her from “bleeding out”.

- This is great news Guys!!! Turns out Diamonds AREN’T a Girl’s Best Friend! What they really want is a nice, bullet-proof girdle!! Now there’s a word I haven’t heard in a long time. Jackie looked it up and it said Girdles went out of style in 1970 - when they were replaced by “Pantyhose”. Which Jackie added led to the dreaded… “CONTROL TOP” !!!

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According to a new report, over 100-million Americans believe that Aliens visit us regularly on Earth.

- I don’t know about you… but they tend to show up at my house every Thanksgiving right around dinner time.

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After a Southwest flight from Colorado to Salt Lake City was delayed, Taylor Swift fans on their way home from attending her concert - burst into song on the plane.

- And Southwest immediately charged everyone on the plane an extra 25 bucks for “On board entertainment”.

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A Ukrainian helicopter crew told The Sunday Times that women in the country Flash them as they fly overhead to boost their morale.

- The Pilots tipped the wings of their jets to the girls in thanks… with one adding, “I never realized Ukraine had such mountainous terrain!”

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Rapper Wiz Khalifa threw out the first pitch at the Pittsburgh Pirates game… while high on Psychedelic Mushrooms.

- What a Fun… gi !!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick