Police in Burbank, California responded to a report of a Bear sighting in a residential neighborhood and found him sitting in a Jacuzzi behind one of the homes.

- Turns out he’d gone to two other Jacuzzis in the neighborhood beforehand, but the first one was too hot… the second one was too cold… and the third one was…

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Hunter Biden’s former friend and business associate Devon Archer is testifying before a closed session of Congress this morning. There are expectations that he will reveal explosive info that could implicate the President in his son’s shady overseas business dealings.

- Or as MSNBC reports it: “Trump BAD!!!!”

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After 4 years of denying her existence, the President and First Lady finally acknowledged their 7th Grandchild Navy Joan Lunden in a an interview with People Magazine that came out late Friday.

- And to make sure everyone knows Navy's now "Part of the family" they even put on wooden stork on the front lawn of the White House that says "It's a Four Year Old Girl!!!"

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President Biden was photographed shirtless on the beach in Delaware again this weekend.

- I'm starting to think I liked it better when he was hiding in the basement wearing a mask.

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A California woman was arrested after walking naked down the middle of a freeway while brandishing a gun and opening fire at passing cars on the Bay Bridge.

- Wasn’t it The Beach Boys who said, “I Wish They All Could Be California Girls!!”

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New research out of Oxford University found that ANY AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL can increase your risk of 60 diseases including 33 that booze was never linked to before.

- Cheers!

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THE WORLD'S oldest man, Jose Paulin Gomes has died in Brazil just days before his 128th Birthday. His family says he was, "A happy man who like to have a little drink".

- So its true... Alcohol WILL kill you!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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