It’s National “Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day”… I was going to take a bunch of flowers out for a stroll around the block but they left without me. Apparently they were too Impatien…

It’s also “National Take Your Pants For a Walk Day”…

NOTE: You might want to WEAR the pants while you’re taking ‘em for a walk or today could also turn into “National Get Arrested For Indecent Exposure Day”!!!

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Speaking of people with no pants on…

Hunter Biden’s Plea Deal fell apart at the last minute yesterday… after the Judge discovered what appeared to be a “secret agreement” between the Defense and Prosecution that would have seen Hunter basically skate. They now have 30 days to present a new deal to the Judge. In the meantime, Hunter was ordered to abstain from alcohol & drugs and has to look for a job… or he’ll go to jail for violating probation.

- Sounds like somebody took away Hunter’s Big Boy Pants!

- Hey… Maybe Hunter could get a job working for an Energy Company in Ukraine! I wonder if his Dad has any connections over there…

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Mick Jagger celebrated a milestone Birthday this week… turning 80!

- Mick sounds just like he did in his 20’s… although now when he sings “Start Me Up” he’s actually asking his Medical Team for a Defribulator.

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Hail battered a Delta Air Lines passenger jet bound for New York shortly after taking off from Milan, Italy forcing it to make an emergency landing.

- Marking the first time this year a plane has been forced to land because of a fracas that took place OUTSIDE the plane instead of INSIDE the main cabin like usual.

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According to a survey of 2,000 dog owners in the UK, 28% admit that they don’t always clean up their Dog’s Poop.

- At least the Scoop (or lack thereof)…

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A new study argues that there’s a strong link between drinking soda and obesity among teenagers in over 100 countries.

- Luckily that’s not a problem here in Michigan because we don’t drink “Soda”… We drink “Pop”!!!!

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RIP… Sinead O’Conner… The Irish Singer best known for her 1990 hit “Nothing Compares 2 U” has died at age 56. No cause of death has been released.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick