According to a new report, President Biden’s nearly 2-year-old German shepherd Commander bit seven people in a four-month period after former first dog Major was ousted from the White House over similar aggressive behavior.

- Aggressive behavior, huh? Maybe that Cocaine wasn't Hunter's after all???

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During her Press Briefing Tuesday, WH Spokesperson Karine Jean Pierre blamed Commander's aggressive behavior on the "Stress" of being a dog at the White House.

- You don’t even wanna hear about the “Surprise” Commander left on the Oval Office Rug.

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Congress is holding hearing into UFO's today... and is expected to hear testimony that the Government is in possession of an "Alien Spacecraft".

- And knowing the government... the first thing they're going to do is outlaw it by 2030 because it's "Not Electric”.

- It’s either that… or Nancy Pelosi got caught parking in her old “Speaker of the House” spot at the Capitol again.

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During a speech yesterday, President Biden said that "We’re still feeling the profound loss of a Pandemic....over 100 people dead... That's 100 empty chairs around the kitchen table".

- 100 empty chairs around the kitchen table?? They must shop at Big Lots.

- Wow. That sounds like my house at Thanksgiving when my favorite Rutabaga is served. I love it… but everyone else always threatens to leave the table. I call that a Win-Win!!

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20 year old Climate Activist Greta Thunberg was carted off by cops at a protest in Sweden this week just hours after getting fined for blocking Oil Tankers.

- Is it just me or is Greta the most annoying thing to come out of Sweden since IKEA’s Build-It-Yourself Furniture??

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It’s confirmed! Tom Brady IS DATING Russian Supermodel Irina Shayk - who used to go out with and has a child by actor Bradley Cooper.

- She must really have a way with the guys to get Brady & Cooper. Maybe we should send her back to Russia to negotiate the end of the war with Putin & Zelensky.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick