There’s a hot new fashion trend in China… The “Face-kini”. It’s a full face & head mask with holes for the eyes, nose and mouth that protects people from the sun, jellyfish, insects and other irritants while at the beach.

- It sounds to me more like it’s another attempt by the Chinese to keep our ships out of the South China Sea.

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Elon Musk has joined the backlash against the Barbie film's portrayal of anti-man feminism saying: “If you take a shot every time Barbie says the word 'patriarchy' you will pass out before the movie ends”.

- Kind of ironic that you end up getting more bombed at “Barbie” than you do at “Oppenheimer”.

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White House aides have admitted that they're making "accommodations" for President Biden’s age - including using larger type on his teleprompter, notecards during meetings, and a smaller shorter set of stairs when he gets on/off Air Force One to minimize falls.

- And coming this week... Bigger Buttons on the Nuclear Football !

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US Customer officers in Texas found almost 18 pounds of Cocaine hidden inside four large wheels of Cheddar Cheese that had been smuggled across the border from Mexico.

- That stuff will kill you. The cheese I mean.

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A former defense official in the Clinton and Bush Administrations who is scheduled to testify before Congress on UFO’s tomorrow, says that the US has recovered technology that “Did not originate on this earth”.

- Is this “Na-NEW Na-NEW Information??? Did it come from “Mork from Ork”???

- To be honest, the guy in the picture floating in the inner tube looks he just landed from Mars…

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A Lioness was filmed climbing the highest tree around to escape the love interest of 7 male Lions that were after her.

- Turns out the 7 Lions were all younger than her… so the Lioness was actually a Cougar. (Ba da boom!)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick