Donald Trump was indicted for the 4th time last night - this time in Georgia for his alleged roles in trying to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia with DA Fani Willis using statues normally seen in mob trials and accusing the former president of being the head of “a criminal organization”. She gave Trump and 18 “criminal conspiracy co-defendants” until August 25th to turn themselves in… or she’ll issue a Warrant for their Arrest.

- Well that sounds like “An offer they can’t refuse”.

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Hillary Clinton “just happened” to be on MSNBC for a live interview when the indictments were handed down last night saying, “"This is a terrible moment for our country… The only satisfaction may be that the system is working”.

- And then she spent the rest of the hour talking about how the 2016 Election was stolen from HER.

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Canadian newlyweds Jaclyn and Brennen McConnell were forced to spend their wedding night at the top of a broken-down Gondola in Bannf, Alberta. The Cable Car got stuck when the power went out during a an electrical storm.

- This is a bad omen. Most couples have to be married at least a couple years before the spark goes out.

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On Saturday, a Nordstrom store in LA was ransacked by a mob of 30 to 50 people… with the suspects getting away with nearly $100,000 worth of handbags and clothes.

- $100,000 worth of free stuff from Nordstrom? Why… that’s a STEAL!!!

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The “Barbie” movie passed the $500 MILLION mark in the US having already crossed $1 BILLION Globally.

- There hasn’t been this much spent on a woman made out of plastic since Cher went to a Wellness Retreat.

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The Quebec Major Junior Hockey League has banned fighting during the 2023-24 season.

- I believe the techinical name for Hockey-without-fighting is…. “Figure Skating”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick