Prayers for Maui and Lahaina… As of this writing, the death toll has risen to 96 as search and rescue operations continue… Experts now believe the fires - which reached 1000 degrees Fahrenheit - were possibly sparked by power lines.

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President Biden is taking heat for saying “No Comment” when asked for his thoughts on the rising death toll in Hawaii after he enjoyed a two hour trip to a beach in Delaware Sunday.

- Hey… at least he didn’t think it was Pearl Harbor!

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Attorneys for Donald Trump say they expect him to be indicted as early as tomorrow…

- Wait… That sounds familiar… Didn’t we just run that headline last week?

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Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed Attorney David Weiss as Special Council to look into the Hunter Biden Scandals… Weiss is the SAME attorney who tried to push a sweetheart plea deal that would have given Hunter immunity for ALL FUTURE CRIMES THAT HE MIGHT COMMIT that the judge questioned and REFUSED to okay. And now he’s the “Special Council” investigating Hunter - after investigating him for FIVE YEARS already??

- Does this make any sense to you?? Isn’t this like hiring Willie Nelson to babysit your kids at a Pot Farm??

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Mark Zuckerberg says Elon Musk “isn’t serious” about their proposed cage fight and “it’s time to move on” after Musk said he needed surgery prior to the match and proposed a “practice round” in Zuckerberg’s backyard over the weekend. No word yet from Elon…

- Of course there’s always the chance that Elon DID respond and Zuckerberg just censored his posts…

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According to a new survey, more than 4 in 5 Americans believe Dinner Dates are the hardest to get away from because they involve the most time and food.

- Unless you go to Taco Bell… You’ll be gone from the table and in the bathroom in 5 minutes or less.

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The Japanese man who spent $14,000-dollars of a realistic looking Dog-Suit that allows him to live life as a Collie says his family has “accepted it” and that his wife “even lets him sleep in the bed again”.

- He has to sleep down by her feet, but hey! At least he’s not sleeping in the Dog House anymore.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick