According to a new survey, Morticia, Gomez, Pugsley, Wednesday and the the rest of the Addam’s Family gang are still America’s All-Time On-Screen Favorite Family!

- “They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky…” Are we sure their talking about the Addams family and not the Bidens, the Trumps or the Kardashians??

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President Biden reached out and brushed an insect off meteorologist Stephanie Abrams’ chest in an awkward moment during his chat with The Weather Channel this week.

- Be honest. Wouldn’t it be waaaaay more fun if this story was about Bill Clinton???

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According to a nationwide survey, gasoline is getting so expensive it’s causing families to cancel travel plans and use their vehicles less.

- You can still have fun at home… but the “License Plate Game” takes A LOT longer when you’re waiting for cars to go by in your living room.

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A doctor from the University of Texas told PBS that due to an uptick in Covid cases, Americans should still be wearing masks in crowded areas... and added that to further reduce transmission you should "WEAR A MASK IN YOUR OWN HOME".

- Yeah, okay. NO.

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A man tried to smuggle 14 live snakes through a Chinese border by stuffing the reptiles in his pockets and under his clothes.

- I’m thinking he was some kind of Male stripper because police say he had 13 Boas draped around his neck and one Garter Snake clipped to his thigh.

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A 30-year-old woman from Taylor, Michigan has been charged with animal abuse after her ex boyfriend caught her "romancing" THEIR DOG, MAX on a home security camera.

- We reached out to Max the Dog for comment, but he was taking a Smoke break at the time.

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Royal Caribbean is on track to launch the World’s Largest Cruise Ship - the Icon of the Seas - in January of 2024. The Ship has 7 pools, a park, waterslides, an ice skating rink, can carry 10,000 passengers and is 5 times as big as the Titanic.

- And if it goes down… How much you wanna bet Rose STILL won’t move over and make room for Jack on that door???

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick