One lucky person in Florida won $1.58 BILLION in last night’s Mega Millions lottery drawing - the largest Jackpot in the lottery’s history!

- And a big congrats to the IRS who gets $790 MILLION of that!

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Soldier of Fortune magazine is reporting that “Unimpeachable” sources say that fingerprints on the bag of Cocaine found at the White House in July prove the Coke belongs to “Someone in the Biden family orbit” and that the Secret Service told the President who that person is. But - the sources added - the culprit’s NOT Hunter.

- That’s one line even Hunter’s not buying.

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President Biden gave an interview to the Weather Channel while he was at the Grand Canyon in Arizona yesterday… And when asked what he’s doing to keep the U.S. Military prepared he answered… “We’re dealing with this Climate stuff”. Huh??

- Thank you President Biden! When I think of great military leaders I think… George Washington… Winston Churchill… George Patton… and, of course… Greta Thunburg.

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A woman is facing Animal Abandonment charges after leaving her French Bulldog in a short-term parking lot at the Pittsburgh Airport and boarding a flight for her vacation after being told her pet didn’t qualify as an Emotional Support Animal.

- I’m thinking this rules the woman out as an “Emotional Support Human” as well.

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Wayne Brady - Known for hosting “Let’s Make a Deal” and “Whose Line Is It Anyway” has come out as Pansexual - someone who is attracted to anyone or anything of any gender, or as he calls it, “bisexual with an open mind.”

- Here’s an idea… “Let’s Make a Deal” with Celebs that they stop telling us about who or what it is they like to sleep with!

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The House Ways and Means committee now says it has proof that the Biden Family received more than $20 MILLION (Not just a piddling $17 MILLION) from Oligarchs in Russia, Kazakhstan and Ukraine during the time Joe Biden was Vice President.

- So what will the Republicans do???? Send another mean letter to the FBI and the Department of Justice demanding that they investigate!

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RIP… Jim Price, the Detroit Tiger catcher who played on the 1968 World Series Team and was a Broadcast Analyst for decades has died at age 81. No cause of death has been given, but he had been sick for some time.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick