Last nights Super Blue Moon… - “Super” because the moon is closest to the Earth in it’s orbit making it look 14% bigger, and “Blue” because it’s the second Full Moon of the month - made for some incredible sky-gazing. Hope you got a picture… The new Super Blue Moon won’t come around again until 2037.

- Or… The next time Kim Kardashian bends over in a pair of blue jeans.

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To be honest, I went outside to take a look at the moon last night.

There I was… in my Driveway.

Looking at the Blue Moon.

You Saw me Standing Alone.

Without a Coat on.

It was plenty cold out for the 30th of August!

So I went back inside.

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According to a new book - authorized by the Biden Administration - President Biden “occasionally admitted that he felt tired” during his first two years as Commander in Chief.

- Well I guess this explains why he occasionally “lays down” when he’s walking up the steps of Air Force One… He needs to get a MyPillow from Mike Lindell so he can get the BEST NIGHT’S SLEEP OF HIS LIFE… GUARANTEED!!!!!

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Paris Jackson, daughter of the late Michael Jackson, took to social media to defend herself against haters who ripped on her for having armpit hair.

- Raise your hand if you find armpit hair on women unattractive…. UNLESS that is, you're a woman with armpit hair. In that case… you might want to leave your arm down and just nod. Thanks!

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The owners of a Candy Store in Washington State were shocked when their security camera caught a deer wandering into their store to browse the candy bars.

- But he didn’t buy anything. Turns out he didn’t have enough Doe. (Ba dum dum)

- The deer was reported to the police and then treated to a Twizzler by a Jolly Rancher who lived in the area.

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Former NBA great Charles Barkley says he’s a BIG FAN of the Detroit Lions and Head Coach Dan Campbell and has high hopes for them this season.

- Welcome to the party Charles!

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A new survey shows that 1 in 3 Pittsburgh Steelers fans say it's important for their romantic partner to also love the Steelers.

- Meanwhile, Lions fans say it’s important for THEIR romantic partners to, “Expect the usual disappointing Second Half.”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick