25 years ago this month… Bill Clinton admitted to having an affair with Monica Lewinsky.

- What a patriotic time that was! Hillary’s face was Red with Anger… Bill was White with Panic… and Monica’s dress was Blue.

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Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy made headlines for rapping Eminem lyrics in public... So a few days ago Eminem sent Vivek a letter demanding that he stop using the music as part of his campaign.

- Apparently Eminem only wants his music used by someone "cool" who “gets” what Rap music is about. Someone, you know, like… Mike Pence.

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A group of Researchers discovered four new Tarantula species in a “biodiversity hotspot” in the Colombian Pacific region.

- Unfortunately, the new species were killed by one of the researchers who came upon them in a cave and killed them with a rolled up newspaper.

- If you ask me, the “Key” to being a good researcher, is not KILLING the subject you set out to “Research”!

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A U.S. judge has given the green light to a class action lawsuit against Burger King alleging that ads make the Whopper look 35% bigger with double the amount of meat than is actually served to customers. The suit seeks monetary damages for “all customers who were deceived”.

- So apparently “Special Orders DO UPSET ‘EM” if you ask for your Whopper to actually look like it does in the picture!

- If Burger King loses the suit, that would be a ton of cash! Maybe it’s not ALWAYS “Good to be the King”…

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The number of job openings in the United States decreased to 8.8 million in July, the lowest that number has been in more than two years.

- And if you’ve ever been to Home Depot and tried to find someone to help you… you know most of those 8 Million Job Openings are right there.

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Tom Brady is playing it cool while his girlfriend, Russian Model Irina Shayk vacations with her ex-boyfriend Bradley Cooper and their daughter in Italy. Reps say Irina and Brad are just friends - even though Brad took topless photos of her last week.

- Looks like Tom isn’t the only one making Passes!!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick