A new AP poll found that 77% of Americans - including 69% of Democrats - think Joe Biden is too old to serve a second term.

- But that number goes way down when they talk about getting him some Blu-Blocker Ray-Ban Aviator Sunglasses, a Walk-In Bath-Tub for the Oval Office, and an electric Chairlift for Air Force One.

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This morning, the National Archives revealed that it has 5,400 emails in which Prez Biden allegedly used FAKE NAMES to forward government info and discuss business with his son Hunter and other family members. The names include: "Robin Ware", "Robert L. Peters", and "JRB Ware".

- Something tells me they’d have gotten to the bottom of this a lot faster if one of the fake names he’d used had been “Donald J. Trump”.

- He might have gotten that “Robert L. Peters” idea from me. I used something similar on stage in my second grade play. I was “Peter T. Rabbit” … (the “T” stood for “The”).

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Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann has been cleared of charges that he used… Get ready for this… vibrating “Anal Beads”… to cheat when he beat rival and the World's #1 Chess Player Magnus Carlsen in a Match last year.

- How do they know????

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According to an annual survey by the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, bullying in schools has shot up over the past five years.

- You wanna make something of it???

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Iggy Azalea claims she was forced to stop her concert in Saudi Arabia after she suffered a wardrobe malfunction while performing Friday night.

Which begs the Question: Who is Iggy Azalea???

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Starting November 3, for an extra $49 US, passengers on Turkish-Dutch Corendon Airlines can buy seats in "Kid Free Zones" on select flights.

- So now if someone is kicking your seat from behind, it won't be a kid, it'll be from the couple behind you joining the Mile High Club.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick