The Democrat Mayor of Burbank, California who goes by the name “Mayor Spanky”… invited a Drag Queen to Spank him at a Campaign event over the weekend… where there were kids in attendance. He/She, of course obliged.

- We’ve come a long way from Shakin’ Hands and Kissin’ Babies…

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Yesterday, Speaker Kevin McCarthy announced that the House of Representatives will launch a formal Impeachment Inquiry into President Biden… despite the White House and Democrats saying there’s “No Evidence”.

- I guess they mean “No Evidence” other than the $17 MILLION that came from China, Ukraine, Romania etc… that went to members of the Biden family… even the Grandkids!

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Hostess, the maker of Twinkies is being purchased by Smuckers in a $5.6 billion deal.

- Hostess said they felt comfortable trusting their famous Twinkie recipe with the Jelly Giant because, “With a name like Smuckers… It Has To Be Good”.

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A new survey revealed that many homeowners are delaying Do-It-Yourself remodeling projects because of the rising costs of building materials.

- That… and because in my case, I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA how to Do-It-Myself.

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A large sinkhole opened up on a San Francisco street this week following a ruptured water main break.

- Here’s an idea… From what we read and hear about the crazy stuff going on in San Francisco these days… maybe they should just bury the whole city in the Sink Hole and start over.

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Researchers working with the American Heart Association say Doctors have been taking Blood Pressure all wrong! That’s right… the results of a nearly 30-year study found that doctors may miss certain health complications like heart attack and stroke if they don’t take their patients blood pressure while they’re lying down - as well as the usual sitting down.

- Wait… I need some clarification here. Is the DOCTOR supposed to lay down?? Or the patient??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick