Mexican scientists presented what they claimed were 1,000-year-old "non-human alien corpses" in glass display cases before the Mexican Congress during its first hearing on UFO’s Wednesday.

- Personally, I’d say the so-called “Aliens” look more like Lawn Decorations from “Halloween USA”.

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According to a new study… Tumeric may be just as effective at combating heartburn and indigestion as Omeprazole a.k.a Prilosec.

- Is it just me or does “Omeprazole a.k.a Prilosec” sound more like the name of a new Rapper?

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Mark Zuckerberg’s new social media platform “Threads” - (his answer to X formerly Twitter) - is already in trouble for limiting free speech… admitting they’ve been intentionally blocking searches about Covid and Vaccines in an effort to “Stop Disinformation”.

- If they want to “Stop Disinformation” maybe they should block searches for “Advice from Dr. Fauci”.

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According to newly released documents, during a “Doping Scandal” back in 2014/15, Yankees legend Alex Rodriguez told investigators he “used Viagra and Cialis for fun”.

- Well… yeah… Isn’t that the point?

- It’s not like… “I’m in the mood to clean the gutters, honey! Guess I’ll pop a Viagra”.

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Months after ordering layoffs of dozens of reporters and other employees , USA Today is hiring two journalists to cover two people exclusively: Taylor Swift and Beyoncé.

- So we’ve gone from Woodward and Bernstein covering WATERGATE to a team reporting on who Taylor is dating and what Beyonce is wearing.

- Incredible! And boring. (At least to me!)

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A woman in China was arrested for having 16 jobs at the same time… without ever working. Police say they don’t know how she managed to pull off the scam for so long.

- But I do… “Ancient Chinese Secret”.

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A woman running for local office in Virginia is facing calls to drop out after videos surfaced of her and her husband performing Sex Acts for money online… but she says she’s staying in the race.

- Well I guess we know her position on that. Along with several other things…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick