Good news! They found the Jet! Debris from the $80 MILLION State-of-the-Art F-35 Fighter Jet that disappeared Sunday after its pilot ejected during a training mission over North Carolina has been found 80 miles from where it was last seen. EVEN BETTER NEWS… The pilots luggage has been located on Baggage Carousel #3 at O’Hare Airport in Chicago!!

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It’s National “Talk Like a Pirate Day”! The day we set aside to say things like… “Shiver me Timbers!”… “Hang the Jib, You Scallywag”… and “Lyin’ Dog Face Pony Soldier”… No Wait… That one’s from “National Talk Like a PRESIDENT Day”.

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While slamming the new “Relaxed” Senate Dress Code that Chuck Schumer put in place to accommodate PA Senator John Fetterman’s love of Gym Shorts and Hoodies, 70 year old Maine Senator Susan Collins joked that she plans on wearing a Bikini… “because now she can”.

- I have no problem with her wearing a Bikini… But I DO NOT want to see Chris Christie in a Speedo.

- There are just somethings you just can’t Unsee.

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A judge in Australia threw out a lawsuit by a man who was seeking $643 MILLION US in damages for the “breakdown of his marriage” he says was caused when the staff there encourage him to witness his wife having a C-Section. He says seeing her organs caused him to develop a “psychotic illness” that ruined their marriage. The judge disagreed.

- This reminds me of some friends of my daughter JoAnne. They went to the OB-GYN for the new Mom’s 6 week check up after their first baby was born. The doctor did the exam, said everything looked good and “cleared” them to “resume their normal activities” if you will. Well the husband - who had been in the room for the birth - looked panicked and said… “Doc… I need more time!”

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A survey of Americans who exercise found that more and more people are turning to Canabis as part of their post-workout “Recovery”.

- People used to down a Gatorade. Now they fire up a joint.

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During his interview on NBC's "Meet the Press" Sunday, Former President Trump said he, “Likes the concept” of a female running mate.

- Which is great news for He/She Bud Light Spokesmodel Dylan Mulvanney!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick