Do you remember? The 21st Night of September? It’s National “Earth, Wind, & Fire Day!” Love that song! It was Jackie’s favorite when she was 15 years old and spent 63 days in Children’s Hospital. I used to play it for her during my show. Jackie still loves that song to this day! And so do I !!!
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President Biden looked confused again Wednesday as he walked into a giant flag at the UN — then appeared to anger Brazil’s president by walking off stage without shaking his hand.
- Can you guess the official language of Brazil? (Answer at the end of the blog!)
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During her speaking tour of College campuses across the Country Wednesday, VP Kamala Harris said that young people are questioning whether to get married, buy a house or have kids because of... "Climate Anxiety" and the impact it could have on the environment.
- I love that today's people are worried about how having kids is going to impact “The Planet”. Wait til they find out how much having a kid is going to impact their SLEEP!
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Elton John has put his 13,500 sq. ft. Atlanta apartment on the market for a cool $5 MILLION.
- Well at that price, “I think it’s gonna be a long, long time ‘til the Rocketman sells his Apartment”.
- Still… it would be pretty cool. I mean think about it… “You can tell EVERYBODY… this is your Condo”.
- Elton says he’s leaving Atlanta because…“Georgia ain’ the kinda place to raise a kid… In fact it’s Hot as hell…”
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Hundreds of people who identify as DOGS (??) gathered in Berlin, Germany the other day… Why?? To Run, Jump, and play “Go France”.
-I’m sorry… that’s “Go Fetch”. The “France” part came in later, when the they headed over to Paris and made all of the French Bulldogs “Roll Over”.
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Republican Presidential Candidate Will Hurd has presented a detailed plan for regulating Artificial Intelligence.
- Step 1: Fire the cast of "The View".
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A new study finds engaging in moderate to vigorous exercise between 7:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m. is the optimal time for weight loss.
- Well, since I already missed today’s “Weight Loss Window”… I’m gonna run up to Dairy Queen for a Peanut Buster Parfait and give it another shot tomorrow.
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A sports car owner in Colorado somehow managed to escape unscathed after a massive pick-up truck tipped over and landed on the roof of his Corvette.
- On a bright note… He’s now got a convertible.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick
ANSWER: It’s Portuguese.