Researchers in Germany believe that Artificial Intelligence may soon supervise human workers.

- Didn’t we already have “Artificial Intelligence” running Germany during WW II?? I think it was some guy named Hitler??

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The latest dating trend has Men asking for "Refunds" for the money they spent on a First Date - when the woman turns down a Second Date - and they don’t see a “return on investment.”

- We had a much less complicated way of dealing with this in the old days... We called it "Going Dutch".

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After the success of "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey", another Nursery Rhyme is getting the Scary Silver Screen treatment. Yes... "Three Blind Mice" is being made into a full-length Horror Movie.

- Boy, I didn't see that coming. And - I'm just guessing here - Neither did the Mice.

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85-year-old actor Anthony Hopkins received rapturous applause when he sat down and began playing piano in a hotel lobby.

- Things got a little tense though when he bought everybody in the audience a "Nice glass of Chianti and some Fava beans".

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The study also found that 90% of those who have a college degree and feel bored at work - never thought they’d feel this way when they were in school.

- Well, duh! You can’t show up for work drunk. Unless, of course you’re a Commercial Airline Pilot.

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According to new survey, nearly half of Americans find their job “unexciting” and are often bored at work.

- It didn’t sound that bad until I found out they only surveyed “Motivational Speakers”.

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Chinese authorities arrested two construction workers accused of using an excavator to dig a hole through the Great Wall in central Shanxi province.

- In America we have Pot Holes. In China they have Pot Sticker Holes.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

- Dick