Remember that Shop teacher in Canada, Kayla Lemieux who claims to be Transgender and showed up to class everyday wearing a blonde wig and giant Z-Cup prosthetic breasts??? Well... He/She showed up for the first day of classes at a new High School - dressed as... a MAN! Yup. A black polo shirt, blue plaid shorts and a good amount of facial hair.

- Then again... in these crazy days having a beard doesn't mean he’s NOT identifying as a Woman. Or… He could be a Man who identifies as a Woman who just didn’t feel like shaving that day.

- Rumor has it that he dropped the act because when he was “Fuller in the chest area”… people kept mistaking him for Chris Christie.

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There was a familiar face missing at the table yesterday when the ladies of "The View" returned from their month-long summer vacation... Whoopi Goldberg was off - and will remain so for a while - as she's tested positive for Covid.

- I didn’t know Whoopi was on Vacation for a month… or that she didn’t come back… since I take a Vacation from “The View” Everyday.

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is expected to head to Russia and meet with President Putin to discuss, in part, selling weapons to aid the Kremlin’s war in Ukraine.

- Boy I’d love to be a fly on the wall when those two guys sit down to talk… And then see if Chubby Kim is able to get up and out of the chair when they’re done talkin’.

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A survey of 2,000 working Americans finds that when thinking about saving money for retirement, a “Five-Year Plan” simply isn’t going to cut it.

- That's because the way things are going these days, people aren't sure they’re going to be around five years from now.

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According to a recent survey Rhode Island, West Virginia & Arizona have the most Confrontational Drivers... with more than 80% of drivers saying they've been "yelled at, insulted, cursed at, or threatened by another driver".

- I think they misspelled “Arizona”… It’s actually spelled: “M-I-C-H-I-G-A-N”.

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A Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona, Spain had to make an emergency landing when a passenger experienced severe "Intestinal issues" and ran to the lavatory. Unfortunately, he didn’t make it. The pilot declared it a “Biohazard” and headed back to Atlanta.

- Ironically, Passengers were heading to Spain for the Running of the Bulls... and instead, they ended up with, Well…you know.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick