Donald Trump and Joe Biden both won their Primaries in New Hampshire last night… Trump beating Nikki Haley and Biden winning as a write in candidate.

- Fasten your seatbelts everybody… We’ve got 10 more months until November.

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After scrapping plans to create a fully self-driving car, Apple announced that it will launch its own Electric Vehicle in 2028.

- They were going to make it just like the Apple Watch, but it turns out people thought it was too uncomfortable to strap their car to their wrist.

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Rapper 50 Cent posted pics of himself on Social Media showcasing a major weight loss… leading fans to guess that he was taking Ozempic - the diabetes drug that’s become popular for weight loss.

- He’s so thin… He’s now going by “25 Cent” or just simply “A Quarter”.

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Gwyneth Paltrow is out with her annual “Goop Valentine’s Day Gift Guide”… and, in keeping with her usual offerings, the guide includes plenty of risque-named candles, a pair of 14-carat Gold designer Hand-Cuffs, and more than a dozen different sex toys.

- As usual, Gwyneth’s guide is creating quite the buzz.

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Concerned scientists say that the melting Arctic permafrost could unleash ancient zombie viruses and trigger a catastrophic global health emergency.

- Either “Concerned Scientists” said that… or it’s the plot of a new show coming out on Netflix… I can’t remember which.

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“Mean Girls” added $11.7 million in its second weekend of release, bringing its domestic tally to $50 million.

- I haven't seen any previews for the movie... but from the Title, I'm assuming it's a documentary about the cast of "The View".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick