JIM HARBAUGH LEAVING MICHIGAN TO BECOME HEAD COACH OF LA CHARGERS…
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On Wednesday, the FDA announced that they’re recalling all bottles of Robitussin Honey CF Max Day Adult and Robitussin Honey CF Max Nighttime Adult Cough Medicine due to "microbial contamination” that could lead to serious illness.
- Ironically, if people get sick from the syrup… Robitussin would have to Cough Up a whole lot of cash to settle in court!
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Hillary Clinton was caught on tape in Spain attempting to dance the Macarena with a bunch of Spanish Politicians.
- I’m no Len Goodman… but I saw the video and I can only describe Hillary’s dancing as… “Deplorable”.
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A woman recently took a pig into a Brazil Apple Store, let it relieve itself all over the floor, and didn’t offer to help clean it up.
- From what I’ve heard… lots of people text in the bathroom already… Can the Apple “iThrone” be far behind??
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A new study reveals that with Crime, the Migrant Crisis, and High Taxes… New York is one of the Worst States to retire to in 2024.
- “Start Spreading the News! I’m leaving today! I Want to be a Part of It… New York! New York!”
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A Transgender man (a man who was born a woman but “transitioned”) in Rome, Italy discovered that he was “expecting” after undergoing a mastectomy as part of his/her sex-swap surgery. Although he will give birth to her baby… He’ll/She’ll be listed on the birth certificate as the child’s father.
- She may be the first guy in history to get a “World Best Dad” coffee Mug on Mother’s Day. Or is that a “World’s Best Mom” Mug on Father’s Day?
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Official government statistics reveal that 7 out of 10 people in England have never ridden a bicycle.
- Not surprising, really. I've been to England and I’ve seen those Red Double Decker Bikes! No wait... Maybe those are buses I'm thinking of…
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Just weeks after a door fell off an Alaska Air plane mid-flight, a Delta flight was cancelled when it’s front tire ROLLED OFF the plane as it was taxi-ing down the runway for take-off.
- Remember the good old days when there would be some kind of emergency and the Flight Attendant would get on the mic and ask if there was a Doctor on board? Nowadays... they get on to ask if anybody on board is a mechanic.
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A football fan accidentally lit himself on fire after jumping onto a table with a grill on it at the Bills-Chiefs tailgate.
- So of course, the NFL cut to a shot of Taylor Swift dancing in her Sky Box!
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The future of the TV show “She-Hulk: Attorney at Law's” second season is uncertain. For those of you that don't know... "She-Hulk" is about The Incredible Hulk's female cousin who turns into a big green hulk when she gets angry during her court cases.
- Think Geoffrey Feiger with PMS.
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Former President Trump hit back against fears over his age, saying that there was a “big difference” between 77 and 80.
- I’m not a math major… but I did work in Radio and according to my calculations… the difference between 77 and 80 is…………….. 5. Your welcome!
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Meanwhile… Kim Kardashian is taking heat for offering a “Tiny Micro Thong” bathing suit bottom in her Valentine’s Day Collection that is so small… online fans say it wouldn’t be big enough to cover their “nether regions”.
- And let’s be honest, if it wouldn’t cover an average woman’s nether regions… there’s no chance it’s gonna cover Kim’s “nether” neither.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
- Dick
Use of the affected product could potentially result in "severe or life-threatening adverse events such as fungemia or disseminated fungal infection" in immunocompromised individuals, the public health agency said in a release.
Non-immunocompromised consumers are not as likely to be exposed to health risks as a result of using the impacted products, but "the occurrence of an infection that may necessitate medical intervention cannot be completely ruled out."
The over-the-counter cough syrups are meant to be used for the temporary relief of cold, flu, hay fever and other respiratory allergy symptoms.
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In the latest clip, Clinton can be seen being led onto the dance floor by the band, before taking center stage.
At first she seems to try out the moves, putting one hand out and then the other, but she quickly gives up.
She then stands there while the band sing, smiling, clapping and shifting from foot to foot.
The video was shared on Instagram by Spanish aristocrat Eugenia Martínez de Irujo, who threw the party in her honor.
Other guests of honor were David Bisbal and President of the Junta de Andalucía Juan Manuel Moreno Bonilla.
Some viewers pointed out that Clinton should have known the moves as it was played repeatedly throughout her husband Bill's campaigns.
But in a recently resurfaced video of the DNC in 1996, it seems Clinton didn't know the moves then either as she clapped her hands while other attendees carried out the routine
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Representative Dean Phillips (D-MN) said that President Biden has refused to speak to him since the House Democrat announced his rival candidacy. Joe didn’t answer the phone.
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Researchers from The Ohio State University reveal that the first few months of kindergarten play a critical role in a child’s academic success.
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A new study finds that plastic consumption in New Jersey spiked by nearly three times following the state’s implementation of a strict ban on single-use plastic shopping bags.
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A California woman earned a Guinness World Records title when a single strand of hair growing out of her bicep was measured at 7.24 inches long.
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A 16-year-old recently made headlines when she said her parents have spent around $3,000-dollars over the last year to help her maintain her Stanley cup fanaticism.
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Prince Harry & Meghan Markle made a surprise appearance in Jamaica for the “Bob Marley: One Love” movie premiere.
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“Squid Game” season 2 will officially drop on Netflix this year. In this season, 300 desperate Koreans are chosen to earn money in exchange for risking their lives by
Yeah, the first season of the fictional series featured contestants who risk death for cash.
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A leading Australian dentist says that Kanye West’s new titanium teeth could lead to infections if he doesn’t clean them properly.
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The Pro Volleyball Federation tipped off yesterday (Wednesday) for the league's inaugural season.
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Monroe, Louisianna.
For his part, Pittman was not initially visible when cops arrived and tangled with Smith and Johnson. But the 766-square-foot apartment did not offer an abundance of places to hide. In a probable cause affidavit, a Monroe Police Department officer said that cops had detected movement in the kitchen before entering the apartment. “Pittman was later located INSIDE the dryer in the kitchen area where officers had heard movement earlier,” reported Officer Serenity Smith.
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Reported a burglary because she was scared of the storm.
Johnson Circle, AL -- An Alabama woman called 911 to report a bogus burglary at her home because she was scared of “bad weather,” according to the police. Kelley Giniebra, 39, called the emergency dispatch center in her hometown of Dothan on Jan. 9, claiming that there was a burglary in progress at her home, the Dothan Police Department revealed in a press release Thursday.
When officers arrived at the woman’s house on Johnson Circle, they quickly determined that no break-in took place. “Ginibera had reported that in order to get officers to respond to her residence quicker due to her being scared of the bad weather,” police said. Dothan saw some “heavy intensity rain” on the day of the incident, according to information from world-weather.info.
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Oakland, CA -- They certainly weren’t inconspicuous. Wild video shows the moment a group of thieves in Oakland yanked an entire bank ATM out of the ground, hitched it to the back of a van with a rope, and then dragged the metal machine while speeding down a road, sending sparks flying through the air. The footage was captured by a bystander who couldn’t believe his eyes.
Two ATMS — including the one dragged by the van — were stolen Sunday from separate locations in the Californian city struggling with a rise in property crime, according to Oakland police. The automated teller machine in the video was stolen from the outside of a Bank of America on Hegenberger Road shortly before 7:30 a.m., the police department said.
“Multiple individuals” used tools to rip out the ATM before taking off with it — as shown in the video. The witness who filmed the wild heist said he saw three or four people involved in the theft. The other ATM was stolen from a nearby business on Alameda Avenue about an hour earlier. Oakland police announced that they arrested one suspect in connection to the Bank of America robbery. They took Anthony Pearson into custody the same day of the thefts, but are continuing to search for the other assailants.
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Lake Buena Vista, FL -- An Orlando man previously accused of attacking a Lynx bus because he was dropped off at Walt Disney World instead of SeaWorld is no longer facing criminal charges, according to Orange County court records. The 37-year-old man was arrested on Nov. 17, 2023 after he caused $500 in damage to a Lynx bus by punching and kicking the front glass door several times, causing it to break, according to an arrest affidavit from the Orange County Sheriff's Office.
This incident happened at the bus stop at Disney Springs. The Lynx bus driver told deputies he picked up the man at Lynx Central Station, and when they arrived to Disney Springs, he was asleep, the affidavit said. The bus driver told the man he had to get off the bus because it was his last stop, but that's when he "became irate with and started to yell and curse at him," the affidavit said. The man got off the bus, but stayed outside of it saying he needed to go to SeaWorld.
The bus driver didn't allow him back on the bus, and that's when he "punched the front door glass several times and then kicked the bottom glass of the front door causing it to break in a spider web pattern.” He then started walking toward Buena Vista Drive, where he was later located by deputies at the entrance of Typhoon Lagoon. He was arrested at the time for criminal mischief and was transported to the Orange County Booking and Release Center. On Jan. 10, Assistant State Attorney Aseye Akos Ablordeppey filed a no information notice, meaning the state won't file formal charges.
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