The NY Times, the Rev. Al Sharpton and other liberal outlets and activists are blaming Harvard President Claudine Gay’s resignation yesterday on “Racism”… saying she was forced out of her job because she’s a black woman, NOT because she failed to condemn calls for the genocide of Jews on campus or Plagiarized more than 50 times.

- Well message received! Or as Claudine would say… “Copy that”.

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When asked by Ryan Seacrest what foods he’d been enjoying over the Holidays, President Biden had to be reminded by First Lady Jill Biden that he’d been having a lot of his favorite food - ice cream.

- Hey… I promised we’d bring you all the latest Scoops this year! Well, there ya go!

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UPDATE: The list of people who flew on Jeffrey Epsteins plane and/or flew to his island that was supposed to be released yesterday has been moved by the Judge to January 22nd… because one woman whose name is reportedly on the list complained to the Judge. More info when available…

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This just in… The Surgeon General of Florida, Joseph A. Ladapo, has just called for a HALT to all mRNA Covid Vaccines - the kind made by Pfizer and Moderna - due to Public Safety Concerns.

- While I appreciate the warning… I REALLY would have appreciated it say… three years ago.

- So if you were thinking about getting your 3,759th booster this week, you might want to think again…

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TSA agents at LaGuardia Airport in NYC found 17 bullets concealed inside a disposable baby diaper in a man’s carry-on.

- With six kids… I changed a lot of “Loaded Diapers” in my day… but never like this.

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Think you’re doing your body a favor by going for that Plant-Based Burger? Think again… A new study of plant based sandwiches, burgers and pizza from fast food restaurants in 5 countries found that each of the “Vegan” options contained LESS protein and sodium, More carbs and sugar, and MORE calories overall than their “regular menu” items.

- I found this out the hard way. You should check out the “Plant Based Spare Tire” around my waist.

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Huge announcement out of Hollywood this morning: The next Star Wars film will be directed by a feminist activist & former journalist… with a theme “centered around feminism”.

- So look for Darth Vader to say, “Luke, You have Two Mothers!”

- And instead of wearing a dress and putting her hair in braided buns on the side of her head, Princess Leia dons a Power Pants Suit, dyes her hair blue, and identifies as a Pan-Sexual Storm Trooper.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick