Another October Surprise… Kamala Harris is being accused of Plagiarism in her 2009 book “Smart on Crime”. An Austrian Professor found 27 instances of plagiarism in the book - which have been corroborated by journalists and the NY Post - including passages taken directly from - get this - Wikipedia. No word yet from the Harris Campaign…

Not even a copied and pasted one.

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Firefighters and police in New Hampshire were called out to the home of a resident who found a Moose trapped in their swimming pool.

- The Moose, identified as a Mr. Bullwinkle J. Moose, Said “Thanks. But I wasn’t trapped… I was Sunbathing. Hey Rocky… Watch as I pull a Rabbit out of my Hat!”

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On Friday, a woman from China pleaded guilty to attempting to smuggle 29 Eastern Box Turtles, a protected species, across a Vermont lake into Canada in an inflatable Kayak. The woman was arrested and now faces 10 years in Prison.

- If she had smuggled them into America, she would have gotten a Medal and the illegal Turtles all would have gotten a free phone, a prepaid debit card and Free lodging in a Five Star Hotel !!!

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CNN’s Anderson Cooper was filmed getting smacked with debris while covering Hurricane Milton in Bradenton, Florida.

Which is a change… Usually he’s filmed getting smashed on Vodka while covering New Year’s Eve in Times Square, New York.

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Lottery Officials announced that beginning in April, Mega Millions tickets will more than double in cost… going from $2 to $5 per ticket.

- Which can only mean one thing! Now you can blow through your life savings… TWICE AS FAST!!!

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An Indian man set a new Guiness World Record for the World Smallest Fully-Functioning Washing Machine. Serbin Saji designed the machine - which weighs less than an ounce and measures just 1.28” x 1.32” by1.52 inches. But it’s not a toy… the tiny washer runs a full cycle — wash, rinse & spin.

-Next, he’s going to make a tiny little dryer, so every time you do laundry, you can loose one-of-each-pair-of your-tiny-little-socks.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick