It’s National Dictionary Day! So crack open your copy of Websters and read for a Spell!

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Kamala Harris will sit down for her first ever interview with Fox News tonight. It will be hosted by Bret Baier, pre-recorded this afternoon - but will be aired in its entirety with no edits and no commercials. All eyes are on the sit-down since CBS and ABC have been accused of deceptively editing their interviews with Harris to make her appear more favorable. But Baier is no Trump fan either, so…

- You’ve heard of a Fox in the Hen House… What will happen with the Hen in the Fox House?? Stay tuned…

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Nancy Pelosi says she still hasn’t spoken to Joe Biden since she and other top Democrats forced him to drop out of the 2024 race for President back in July.

-If I were Nancy, I’d have my fingers crossed that Joe didn’t pick my name in this years Democrat Secret Santa Gift Swap.

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A new cake shop at Disney World is taking heat for its crazy high prices. The menu posted outside the bakery shows a SINGLE SLICE OF CAKE priced at $22.

-Well that’s just Goofy.

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A new study reveals that quitting smoking at any age can significantly extend your life expectancy.

-Unless of course, you’re about to be executed by a firing squad and they offer you a last cigarette. If you say, “No thanks. I’ve decided to quit”, I don’t think it’s going to extend your life.

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Officers were dispatched to an Ohio neighborhood over reports of a a "runaway pumpkin." Officers arrived and video shows a large inflatable pumpkin blowing across the road nearly knocking two officers down. Luckily, backup officers arrived and the pumpkin was returned to its relieved owner.

-If you think the owner was relieved… You should have seen the look on the pumpkin’s face.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick