Florida is bracing for Hurricane Milton… which is now expected to make landfall early Thursday morning as a Category 4 storm - most likely in the Tampa Bay Area. Mandatory Evacuations have been ordered up and down the West Coast of Florida - with a massive storm surge anticipated. FL Gov. Ron DeSantis has mobilized all State resources ahead of the storm & President Biden - who cancelled a planned trip overseas - says FEMA will have $$ to assist, despite Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas saying FEMA is out of Money. Stay tuned... 🙏🙏🙏

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Amazon Prime Day 2024 starts today and runs through Wednesday at midnight!

That's right... It's your chance to SAVE BIG on stuff you absolutely DO NOT NEED!!!!

Don't miss it!!!

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Speaking of shopping...

Costco’s website shows that 1-ounce gold bars were available for purchase for $2,689.99 before taxes, but are now sold out.

But on a bright note… I did the math and if you’re looking to invest in Hot Dogs, that $2600 will get you One- Thousand Seven-Hundred and Ninety-three of those Giant All Beef Hot Dogs at the Costco Food Court!

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According to a new poll, Memphis, Tennessee now ranks as the “Most Unsafe City in America”.

So next time you go “Walking in Memphis” you might want to take some pepper spray and a pair of brass knuckles.

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A new study suggests that blood pressure readings may not be accurate unless a person’s arm is positioned correctly.

- For example… if you take your blood pressure while your forearm is extended up and your middle finger is pointing straight up in the air… chances are your BP reading will be "Extremely High”.

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A man running for Congress in Virginia is in trouble for allegedly "borrowing" a friend’s family for a campaign video. He’s not married… so he decided to use his friends wife and kids in his campaign materials to come off more "family friendly".

- Why didn't Joe Biden think of this? He could have just said Hunter wasn't really his!

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A 7-year-old Chinese boy who had been complaining about a mysterious bad smell for two years had a metal screw stuck in his left nostril.

- Well that blows.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick