PRAYERS FOR EVERYONE IN FLORIDA… as Monster Hurricane Milton barrels towards Florida. As of this morning, two tornados have already touched down on the East side of the state… no injuries reported. The storm is expected to make landfall sometime after midnight tonight with catastrophic winds, rain & most significantly = a storm surge of up to 15 feet. As of this writing… Sarasota, South of Tampa seems to be in the bullseye.

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Passengers on a Qantas flight from Australia to Japan were shocked after an “adult movie” movie was played on every screen due to a technical issue.

- I thought they weren’t allowed to serve nuts on planes anymore because of allergy issues.

- Let’s just say the tray tables weren’t the only things in their full and upright position.

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CBS News & their flagship show “60 Minutes” are taking major heat after if was discovered that they heavily edited Kamala Harris’s answers to make her look better. They allegedly even edited in the answer to a DIFFERENT QUESTION in order to make Kamala’s answer look like it made sense as opposed to the long, rambling answer she gave in the actual interview.

-To paraphrase the late Andy Rooney… “Did you ever wonder… what would make the most famous News Network in history completely throw away its reputation?”

NOTE: The Trump campaign is now demanding that @CBSNews release the full unedited interview.

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Kamala has been on a Media Blitz this week… appearing on Howard Stern, Late Night with Stephen Colbert and The View. But she shocked everyone - including her own campaign staff yesterday - when Sonny Hostin asked her if there’s anything she would have done differently than Joe Biden over the last 4 years and Kamala answered, “Not a thing that comes to mind”.

- Not at the Border? Or Afghanistan?

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California has become the first State in the country to ban certain Red, Blue, Yellow and Green Colored Food Dyes from the meals served in School cafeterias.

- Which blends perfectly with Reading, Writing and Arithmetic… which have also been banned from being taught in California Schools since 2020.

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New England Patriots veteran safety Jabrill Peppers was arrested on charges including drug possession and “strangulation”.

- "Soccer players are rarely arrested for Strangulation. I’m no Criminologist… but I’m bettin’ it has something to do with the fact that they're not allowed to use their hands.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick