Liberal women - angry that their boyfriends and husbands voted for Trump, claim they are going on a 4 year Sex Strike as punishment.

Kinda sounds like they're trying to Make Celibacy Great Again!

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A new study finds that vintage clothing in thrift shops can be covered in disease-causing bacteria.

But it’s cool because it’s “Vintage Bacteria”… not the Modern stuff you can pick up at Walmart and Amazon.

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A baby goat stranded on a Hawaii cliff was rescued by members of the public after four days.

That story again…

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd

Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo

Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd

Layee odl, layee odl-oo

(You get the drift…)

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A Singapore family court has banned a Woman from entering her brother’s bedroom to clean it against his will.

- Don’t you hate it when people air the family’s dirty laundry in public?

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Police in California arrested a naked man found hiding in a crawl space beneath a 93-year-old woman’s house in California after an intense struggle.

I should note here… the struggle was with the 93 year old woman NOT the naked man. He gave up without a fight. She said it was kind of nice having a man around the house.

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A man took to Social Media looking for advice after his wife filed for divorce after finding out that he voted for Donald Trump. In a post that’s gotten more than 12 MILLION views, he said she, “Won’t even talk. She says it’s Over.”

That womans’ name… Dr. Jill Biden.


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Prayers and Good wishes this morning to our friend Dave Coulier… who announced that he’s been diagnosed with stage 3 Non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Dave, 65 is the nationally known comic who got his start right here in Detroit - appearing at Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle and on my shows many times - and went on to star in “Full House” with John Stamos and Bob Saget, who died in 2022. - said he went to the Doctor with an upper respiratory infection that caused major swelling in his lymph nodes - and that’s what led to his diagnosis. "Three days later, my doctors called me back and they said, ‘We wish we had better news for you, but you have non-Hodgkin's lymphoma and it's called B cell and it's very aggressive. [I was] feeling like I got punched in the stomach because it never happens to you. You always hear about it happening to someone else.”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick