It’s National Pickle Day! And Yes… It’s a Big Dill !

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President-elect Donald Trump met with President Biden at the White House yesterday… with the two men shaking hands as they sat in front of a roaring fire and Biden saying, “Welcome Back”.

-This was an even warmer welcome than Hitler got when he rolled into Paris in 1940.

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On Friday, Mike Tyson and Jake Paul will finally meet in the ring. Mike is 58. Paul is 27… that’s a 31 year age difference! The fight will take place at AT&T Stadium in Dallas and will be streamed on Netflix starting at 11pm.

- Are you going to watch? I’m all eyes! And in Mike’s case… All ears!

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A new study confirms that there is in fact a decline in the African elephant population.

-Boy… if anybody was going to remember to Procreate, you’d think it’d be the Elephants. (With their amazing memories).

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According to a new study, the number of damaged packages arriving on doorsteps has soared by a third in the last year.

-Luckily most people don’t realize their packages arrive damaged… as they're stolen by porch pirates before they even get to them.

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A new study has found that people who only drink beer tend to have significantly poorer diets compared to wine drinkers.

- That’s because Red Wine pairs nicely with Beef, White Wine pairs beautifully with fish and Beer tends to pair well with anything Deep Fried and covered in Cheese.

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Spirit Airlines is reportedly in advanced talks over a possible bankruptcy filing following a failed merger and continued financial struggles.

- And Spirit has informed me that I’m going to have to charge you an extra $5 dollars for reading this story. Sorry!

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HBO executives now say that the “Harry Potter” reboot series won’t be on TV until 2027.

- The British haven’t disappointed us this badly since Prince Harry married Meghan Markle.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick