Last night, President Biden Pardoned his son Hunter for any and all possible crimes he may have committed between 2014 and yesterday… basically giving him a blanket Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card for 11 YEARS worth of potential crimes.

-And we know from the laptop the media ignored that Hunter “donated” to a bunch of “Community Chests”.

-Maybe Joe was right after all. The way this all worked out… Hunter may actually be “the smartest man he knows”.

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Michigan and THE Ohio State have been fined $100,000 each after a brawl broke out following the Wolverine’s 13-10 victory over the Buckeyes.

Is it just me or do you agree Ohio State should be charged double that for the whole “THE” Ohio State thing??

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The FBI is warning shoppers of holiday scams as Cyber Monday sales kick off today.

-They recommend making sure you only shop from verified, reputable websites - so when you’re bank account ends up drained - at least you’ll have something to show for it!

Case in point… I ordered a pair of shoes from what turned out to be a Chinese-owned website. Everything seemed fine - the problem was the shoes arrived three sized too small. I couldn’t figure out how to exchange them for the right size since I don’t speak Chinese. (I knew I should have take it in High School) And I didn’t even get soup and and an Egg Roll.

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In his new Memoir, “Citizen: My Life After the White House” Bill Clinton says he wishes he’d never met Jeffrey Epstein.

-Not because he thinks Jeffrey was a bad guy… but because meeting Jeff took up valuable time he could have spent with the ladies.

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U.S. News and World Report found that 68% of Americans are worried about having enough money to pay for gifts this year.

-The other 32% aren’t worried about paying for gifts… because they’re just going to “loot” them.

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A ritzy Los Angeles shopping mall is charging parents $165 dollars for their kids to see Santa Claus.

-Hey… It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. Nobody Said it was the Cheapest.

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As many as 125 trains were delayed in the South Korean capital of Seoul after a train operator took a four-minute toilet break.

-Imagine if he’d been having problems with his Caboose!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tueday!

-Dick