A Chinese Crypto Tycoon caused a stir in in the art world on Friday - when he purchased an unusual “Work of Art” - a fresh Banana stuck to a wall with a piece of duct tape - priced at $6.2 MILLION. Things got even more outrageous when the man then took his $6.2 MILLION Banana off the canvas… and ate it.

This must be why they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Or did they say, the stomach?

Spending $6 MIL on a Banana doesn't sound like a very appealing investment to start with.

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There’s new video sweeping the internet of a 70 year old HHS Secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr. showing off his muscles during an intense workout.

-I point this out - only because I didn’t want anyone to confuse it with the video sweeping the internet of ME showing off my muscles during an intense workout. 😂😂😂

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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau flew to Mar a Lago to meet with President-Elect Trump over the weekend and those at the meeting say it was “interesting”. They said Trump joked that if Trudeau is not willing to step up, he’ll make Canada the “51st US State”.

-I’m good with that but only if we can make HOCKEY our NATIONAL SPORT!!!!!

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In his new Memoir, “Citizen: My Life After the White House” Bill Clinton says he wishes he’d never met Jeffrey Epstein.

Not because he thinks Jeffrey was a bad guy… but because meeting Jeff took up valuable time he could have spent with the ladies.

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U.S. News and World Report found that 68% of Americans are worried about having enough money to pay for gifts this year.

The other 32% aren’t worried about paying for gifts… because they’re just going to “loot” them.

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Now available… Just in time for the holidays… ceramic collectible figurines from “The Nightmare Before Christmas”

In the old days… the nightmare was realizing you dind’t have enough batteries in the house for all the toys under the tree. Nowadays…. it’s realizing you don’t have enough charging cords for everybody’s phones!

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Prayers and good wishes going out to Elton John... The 77 year old Rocketman announced that he has lost vision in one eye and can barely see in the other one - after he suffered an infection over the summer. He says he can't really see anything at this point... and hasn't been able to write any new music. Stay tuned…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick