It’s National Bathtub Party Day! So grab your Rubber Ducky and Dive In!

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Didn’t get much attention… but a major Congressional Report came out this week proving that all the so-called “Conspiracy Theories” about Covid were actually true. Turns out, the Virus most likely come from a lab in China, there’s no evidence masks actually work and the 6’ social distancing rule was literally made up out of thin air.

-But other than that… the whole Pandemic thing was handled strictly by-the-book. 🙄

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The Oxford University Press has named “Brain Rot” as the “Word of the Year”for 2024.

In related news… the Oxford University Press has been named “Dumbest Publication of the Year” for not realizing that “Brain Rot” is TWO WORDS.

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A growing storm has millions of people from the Upper Midwest to the mid-Atlantic and Northeast preparing for dangerous winds and potential blizzard conditions.

- CNN is calling it “Climate Change”.

I call it… “Winter”.

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A new photo from the set of the sequel to “I Know What You Did Last Summer” has been released by Sony Pictures.

-I think what we all want to know is what Diddy did last summer… and who he did it with… and that’s all going to come out when Trump releases the list come January.

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A Bulldog named Bruno is back with his family in California after turning up more than 400 miles from home at a shelter in Oregon.

-Turns out he wasn’t lost… Bruno actually moved to Oregon because he couldn’t afford the mortgage on his Doghouse in California anymore.

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The LPGA… The Ladies Professional Golf Association - has updated its rules to BAN players who were born Male and have undergone hormone treatments to become female from competing in the Ladies League.

-That’s really gonna Tee some guys off. Or is it ladies? I’m not sure at this point…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!~

-Dick