Turns out Patrick Mahomes is a “Swiftie”… After the KC Chief’s win at the Super Bowl, the game’s MVP was asked, “What’s the last song you sang in the shower?” His response? “‘Love Story’… by Taylor Swift”.

- Okay… I’m not Mr. Macho... but if I was the QB going in to defend my Super Bowl title in front of MILLIONS of people around the world and possibly cement my place in the NFL History Books… and I’m in the shower getting ready for the game…. I’m going with the theme from “Rocky” or “Eye of the Tiger” or something like that.

“Love Story” by Taylor Swift???

I don’t think so.

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Taylor wasn’t the only Celeb in the stands getting attention at the Super Bowl… Comedian Carrot Top raised eyebrows (and not just his own) when he was caught on camera sitting in a suite with Jimmy Kimmel. The 90’s Comedian appearance was strikingly different than it was in his 90’s heyday.

- Perhaps that was a Stewed or Pickled Carrot Top??

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As concerns continue to grow over the President’s mental acuity and his fitness to lead… Veep Kamala Harris says we can all relax in the event something happens to the Commander in Chief. “I am ready to serve”, she said, despite holding a historic 53.5% disapproval rating among voters. “There’s no question about that”.

- What exactly is she ready to serve? Drinks & Appetizers??

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A Maine woman completed a daunting hike across the United States, becoming the first woman to do it solo. In all, the trip took her over two years to complete.

- She would have made it in a year and a half if she hadn’t had to taken all those side trips to the antique stores.

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U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers recently captured more than $9.5 MILLION in hard drugs coming over the border at the World Trade Bridge in Texas.

- But on a bright note… The Cartel Members DID stop to pay the Toll at the Bridge!

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A Video-Gamer from Hungary broke two Guinness World Records by playing “World of Warcraft” for a consecutive 59 hours and 20 minutes - that’s almost 2 and a half days straight.

- Well it’s terrific that’s he’s got a hobby because there’s no way he’s gonna have a girlfriend any time soon.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick