Big Day today… It’s It’s Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday…

The last time this happened was in 2018… and in it will only happen one more time this century in 2029. And don’t be surprised if you don’t find a Combo-Card at Hallmark for the occasion. During all of the 1900’s, the two holidays only fell on the same day 3 times in 1923, 1934 and 1945.

TIP FOR GUYS: If you haven’t gotten your wife/girlfriend a Valentine’s Day gift yet… TELL HER YOU GAVE UP GIVING GIFTS FOR LENT!!!!

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According to expert rankings, “Brach’s Tiny Conversation Hearts” are the number one Valentine’s Day candy.

- Once again, “Fiber One’s Heart Shaped Buster Biscuits” gets robbed.

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Travis Kelce says is was “Definitely unacceptable” when he pushed against 65 year old Chiefs head coach Andy Reid so hard for taking him out of the Super Bowl at one point that the coach momentarily lost his balance. His brother, former Eagles Center Jason Kielce agreed saying that Travis “Crossed the Line”.

- “Crossed the Line” huh? Why do I feel a new Taylor Swift song coming on??

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Wendy’s is teaming up with Cinnabon for a new Breakfast item… “Cinnabon Pull-Aparts”… sweetened dough that’s dunked in a glaze then baked with cinnamon, brown butter and sugar. It’s then topped with Cinnabon’s signature cream cheese frosting.

- In an effort to provide you, our readers, with the most accurate, up-to-date information… I will - of course - be testing this new product for taste and quality. Repeatedly. I’ll get back to you…

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A recent report says that phone service providers are getting closer to phasing out landlines completely.

- Fine. Be that way. I’m just going to tie my cellphone to the wall with a string an pretend it’s 1975.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick